THIS IS THE BLACK HELMUT STORE AND IN THE BLACK HELMUT STORE YOU CAN BUY ALL SORTS OF THINGS. NO, SORRY, NOT THOSE SORTS OF THINGS BUT THE SORTS OF THINGS THAT WE DO HAVE AVAILABLE FOR SALE, SUCH AS A FOLDING CHAIR, A LIMESTONE SCONCE, A CHEAPER CHAIR, A SOLID ALUMINUM ASHTRAY, A SCONCE MADE FROM BRICKS, A CARD TABLE, A UTILITY RACK FOR HANGING UP YOUR TOTE AFTER GETTING HOME FROM YET ANOTHER OVERLONG SHIFT AT BABY BISTRO DEALING WITH THE WORST BUT HOTTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, OR A CANDLE THAT SMELLS EXACTLY AS IT SHOULD GIVEN WHO WE ARE AND WHO YOU ARE. IF NONE OF THE ABOVE SUITS YOUR PARTICULAR NEED THEN YOU CAN FILL THIS OUT. OH, AND HERE IS A PAGE OF ARCHIVAL PRODUCTS IF YOU'RE SOOO BORED AND WANT TO KEEP CLICKING.